Archive - Pipe Dreams By The Weed Witch

May 2025

Dispatch: Checklist for One Day in Westchester

Domestic Daydreams and Tampon Missions: Notes from an Unremarkable Suburban Adventure

May 27 •

High Time for a Better Cannabis Culture

Hall of Flowers shows what the industry could be if it follows hospitality’s lead and doesn’t sell out the soul of the plant.

May 23 •

Archetypes, Algorithms, and Other Lies We’ve Lived

Food media, West Village girls, and other dispatches from the digital graveyard. On outliving your own cultural relevance (but writing through it…

May 14 •

Happy Jewish American History Month — Who Do I Call To Free Palestine?

All I got for Jewish American History month was a Rapture threat

May 6 •

April 2025

My So-Called Midlife Crisis: 420 Edition

Tax season, infused chocolates, dental cleanings, and the eternal search for true love in a glitching simulation.

Apr 20 •

Everything’s On Fire, But Spring Is Here

Still waiting for the zucchini blossoms after farm-to-table burnout

Apr 7 •

March 2025

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